题目

给篇英语演讲稿,千万别是自我介绍,1.2分钟就行

提问时间：2021-03-30

答案

楼主可以讲个英语小笑话,【Kaiser3344】提供如下：
The First Day as a Taxi Driver
　　A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed,lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus,went up on the footpath,and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
　　乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题.司机大叫起来,车也失去了控制,几乎撞上一辆公车,还上了便道,在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来.
　　The driver said,Look mate,don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of me!The passenger apologized and said,I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.The driver replied,Sorry,it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
　　司机说,伙计,别再这么干了.你把我吓破胆了!乘客抱歉地说,我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样.司机说,对不起,也不全是你的错.今天是我第一天开出租.以前25年里我一直开殡葬车.
【楼主】此篇英语小故事符合您现今英语水平,且幽默诙谐,若觉得满意,望多多支持哈!