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大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本

提问时间:2021-03-01

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  Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
  ———编剧:方彦龙
  Character::杨白劳Y,喜儿X,王大春(喜儿男朋友)D,王大婶(王大春的母亲)W,穆仁智(黄的管家)M,黄世仁H
  Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
  旁白:(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone,suddenly ,doorbell sounded.(叮咚!叮咚……)
  喜:Oh!ok!Someone is knock at the door!So I have to hung up!Bye!(开门)
  杨:喜儿!喜儿!What’s this?
  喜:Oh!computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
  杨:Ha ha!Today I’m able to buy a computer!Next year,I will plan to buy a car!
  喜:Really?Buys a car?Great!
  杨:Ok,now we will go out ,are you ready
  喜:Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!(门铃再次响起)Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)
  王婶,大春,杨,喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈,窃窃私语不知所言)
  王婶:(走到杨白劳跟前)Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said,going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right?
  杨:Right,What do you think?
  王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out?
  杨:Sure!.
  王婶:Ok,go?(问杨白劳)
  杨:Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
  (四人出门 下)
  Part 2:In Huang Shiren’ home
  黄:(黄世仁上台,气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang Shiren?Tt’s me!Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!
  穆:(穆仁智走上来)Mr Huang ,give me a litte,ok?
  黄:Not!I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
  穆:New Year coming,My wages,a year--?(哀求着)
  黄:Really does not have!
  穆:(拉着黄的手说)You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok?
  黄:No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me,what can I do for you?(无奈的样子)
  穆:You might ask for him!
  黄:Asking him?I think he couldn’t give me!
  穆:Why?He has contracted the farm,and made many money!
  黄:I know!But,he——
  穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok?
  黄:(想了想)Ok!You go together with me!
  穆:Let’s go!(两人出门 下)
  Part 3:In enlightens the hall
  旁白:Yang Bailao,Xi’er,Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起,四人在舞台上狂欢着)
  (一会儿,杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话)
  杨:This is Yang Bailao,please speaking!...oh...oh!--
  王婶:(王大婶看见,向杨走过来)Who’s that?
  杨:Huang Shiren,he said he coming here immediately.
  喜:(停止跳舞,朝这边问)Huang Shiren?Is all right?(杨白老点头示对)
  大春:Nothing!We would take them away if they appeared!
  杨,喜,D,W:Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)
  (黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前)
  黄:Oh!Everyone,Happy New Year!
  (大家看了看,没人理睬)
  杨:(杨朝黄走了过去)The same to you!(音乐停,其他人也走了过来)
  黄:(和杨握手)Recently alright?
  杨:Fina,but if you ask the money that’s wrong!(自己先坐下,示意让黄世仁坐,这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下,黄坐到地上了,尴尬的看看大家)
  大春:Oh,I resemble see to have the dirty thing,but not,sits down!
  黄:(朝杨白老问)Who is this?(穆仁智扶黄起来)
  杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.
  黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend?
  大春:Yes!(喊道)Is not my that is you?
  黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)
  杨:What’s the mater?
  黄:I’m sorry,but,today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---
  杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!
  黄:I know you are good man,give a litte,ok?(乞求的样子)
  杨:No matter what you said to,nothing!
  黄(抱住杨白老的腿哀求到)Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……
  杨:No money,only a life have!
  黄:just a litte……
  杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!
  黄:(无助地向四处环顾)En----
  大春:(不耐烦地说)You have not heard?Does not have!
  黄:(朝喜儿望去)Miss,you help us!help us !ok?(哀求着)
  王婶:(和喜儿站一块的王大婶说)What you want to do?
  大春:Boils!Go out!(语气非常强烈)
  ( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿,王大春,王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)
  穆:(拉着杨白老的手求到)Do not expel me go,I want to leave,from now,I do for you ,I cound drive---
  杨:(排了排穆仁智)Ha ha,nice!ok!(穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)
  黄:(冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi!Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep?
  穆:No!Go out!(全部下)
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