题目

Is it funny?
Could you give me more example like this dialogue?But please don't use English like this,ok?
Funny Dialogue
This is a funny dialogue,it happens between Chinese Receptionist and a Foreign Guest.Through this dialogue,I hope everyone can learn English well and don't make mistake like this.
Chinese Receptionist(R),Foreign Guest (G)
The Chinese English:
R:Hello.
G:Hi!
R:You have what thing?
G:Can you speak English?
R:If I not speak English,I am speaking what?
G:Can anybody else speak English?
R:You yourself look,all people are playing,no people have time.You can wait,you wait; you not wait,you go.
G:Good heavens!Can anybody here speak English?
R:Shout what shout!Quiet a little!You on earth have what thing?
G:I want to speak to your head!
R:My head not "ZAI",you tomorrow come!
The right one should speak:
R:Hello.
G:Hi!
R:What can I do for you?
G:Can you speak English?
R:If I am not speaking English,which language I am speaking now?
G:Can anybody else speak English?
R:You are speaking English,aren’t you?The others are busy for playing,and nobody have time to help you.You can wait for a moment.If you don’t want to wait,you can go.
G:Good heavens!Can anybody here speak English?
R:Please don’t shout!Be quiet,Ok?What do you want to do on earth?
G:I want to speak to your head!
R:My head is not here at this moment.Maybe you come tomorrow!

提问时间：2020-10-06

答案

所谓的“Chinglish”.
我叫李老大,今年二十八.
I call Li Old Big,Toyear twenty-eight.
记得一描述车祸现场的
One car come,one car go; two car "pengpeng",one car die.