题目
有趣的英文笑话
求一个不长的英文笑话,
要外带有5个问题的笑话
,要问同学5个关于这个笑话的问题
求一个不长的英文笑话,
要外带有5个问题的笑话
,要问同学5个关于这个笑话的问题
提问时间:2020-06-12
答案
A food examiner teacher found a student cheating,he angrily shouted,pointing to him as a student:You ...you ...you ...you ...How dare you cheat,stand up!
Yu Bi,there are five students stood up!
Foreman:want to here when the loggers,you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman:one minute of cutting 20,and too powerful a!Where you ever work?
Workers:Sahara Forest
Foreman:No bar,everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers:The ah,later named the Sahara Desert!
Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home,listening to the radio,I heard a report,the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife:husband ah,I was listening to the radio,said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction,you never have to be careful ah.
Husband:Which is a ah,I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.
Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.
Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital.Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.
Turned to the wall 30,the
"Tired effect?."
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out.
Turned to the wall 60,the
"Are you tired it?"
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out,
Turned to the wall 99,the
"Are you tired it?"
"Tired"
"Well,we turned back bar"
A prisoner was executed by firing squad,because bullets are fake,and
Fired the first shot did not break out,
The second gun had not played out,
Then third gun fourth gun ...
Cried the prisoner,said:"Brother,do you strangle me,it's too scary a TM."
Yu Bi,there are five students stood up!
Foreman:want to here when the loggers,you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman:one minute of cutting 20,and too powerful a!Where you ever work?
Workers:Sahara Forest
Foreman:No bar,everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers:The ah,later named the Sahara Desert!
Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home,listening to the radio,I heard a report,the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife:husband ah,I was listening to the radio,said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction,you never have to be careful ah.
Husband:Which is a ah,I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.
Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.
Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital.Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.
Turned to the wall 30,the
"Tired effect?."
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out.
Turned to the wall 60,the
"Are you tired it?"
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out,
Turned to the wall 99,the
"Are you tired it?"
"Tired"
"Well,we turned back bar"
A prisoner was executed by firing squad,because bullets are fake,and
Fired the first shot did not break out,
The second gun had not played out,
Then third gun fourth gun ...
Cried the prisoner,said:"Brother,do you strangle me,it's too scary a TM."
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